Clarification: I was not sick.

The doctor's visit was mandatory, people. I had to go to get my visa. Sorry for the confusion. I am healthy as a horse, as they say. But thanks for your concern. During the visit, I also had to talk to a nurse about my eyes and height and weight. Then I had to cover my life's medical history with a doctor. But do read the David Sedaris story that Ben posted. It's hilarious! I heard Sedaris read it aloud one time in Asheville. That guy is great.

I will be getting internet at my apt this week! Finally! So expect a giant post tomorrow or soonish. There will be photos.